Fuck da system!!!!! Lol names Jacob 18 and yeah thats pretty much it want to know more hit the ask button

 

have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated

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thefabulousdangergays:

mrcraabs:

do you really love your parents? I bet you cant name 4 of their albums

“get dressed it’s 4pm”

“you’ve been sat at that computer all day”

“tidy your god-damn room”

and who can forget their biggest seller “don’t give me that attitude”

jakemalik:

if this picture gets 40k notes i will buy a bunch of other rubber chickens and make a rubber chicken biker gang

jakemalik:

if this picture gets 40k notes i will buy a bunch of other rubber chickens and make a rubber chicken biker gang

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

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bethefirethatllcatchyou:

edgaralanfrog:

ohsoswiftly:

Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy attempts to sing “I Knew You Were Trouble” in Killer Karaoke. 

Better than the original

I WANT HIM TO DO A COVER NOW

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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